where am i

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

lookimpokingthebear:

*brings plastic knife to a gang fight*

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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dreaminginrhymee:

nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody

ingroan:

i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie